Ouch

(Note added 2002: This last slide was a blast from the past for me...)
Did you know that if you don't like Perl's OO semantics you can roll your own?
But I don't have time to show you how
Be sure to nag the conference folks to invite me back if you want to hear about it next year.
Because I liked this talk so much I decided to expand it into a book
In the book, I will show how to build an OO programming system from scratch
And a lot of variations on memoization
And a lot of other useful stuff that didn't fit in the talk
Ask me about the book

"Please."