1. Help! Help!
2. my $obj = Horrible::Thing->new(…);
3. BLEAH!
4. Method dispatch in Perl
5. use Help …
6. fgsfds
7. Help::AUTOLOAD
8. Depth-first search
9. Error message
11. Summary
12. use Help 'UNIVERSAL';
13. Deliberate invocation
14. Thank you!